Why’d you and John break-up?
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
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A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
by dumpburgers August 19, 2010
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”
person 2-“its may 2nd”
person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”
person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”
to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 2-“its may 2nd”
person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”
person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”
to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
by pussyfairy May 02, 2022