A big sexy man who excels at nothing but being a fat shit and masturbating alone in his bedroom to 7 year old girls as well as video games. He is a master builder at Fortnite as well as an expert marksman at COD as you see from his plethora of Camos
by Boy but not a girl November 23, 2018

i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021

Guy 1: "Take it easy on the blow dude you're going to have a stroke."
Guy 2: "Fuck it dude I just got my first job lets Jack Arnold."
Guy 2: "Fuck it dude I just got my first job lets Jack Arnold."
by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014

This boy is the definition of perfection. He looks like he has been sculpted by God himself. He was honestly made by the hands of God and was chiselled to perfection by Jesus.
“My god that boy is stunning, gorgeous, beautiful… just overall perfection”
“Oh it must be Jack Kettrick
“Oh it must be Jack Kettrick
by Stirlin gossip July 5, 2023

“They had me jacked than a mf”
by clouddai September 9, 2019

by Diustinswife December 22, 2016
