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onion time

when its onion time you will know its onion time.
wow i did not shower yesterday, it must be onion time!
by killherwithtea January 4, 2023
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Time waster

A time waster is a person who just spends there time being/doing useless thing while time just ticks by. One by one...... they will wast your time to.
1 Person-Hey do you have time?
2 person-To but-
1 person-Hey what is pi? Hey what's an i-pad? What is-
2 person-I have to go!
1 person-Answer me first! Please! I'll keep annoying you forever!
2 person-fine!

*6 hr later*
2 person- Cya! Time Waster! I waste 6 hr of my life answering dumb useless question for you! Don't come back to me! Ask someone else!
1 person-I didn't waste that person time....
by I_Love_Ninjago_.3. May 18, 2018
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It ain’t even Half Time

A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.
Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.
by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021
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epik time

the only epik thing or smth joke definition . pls approve or i will get banned in 78 countries for warcrimes
by dankest meme guy but honest January 31, 2024
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Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb
by Nanars February 26, 2020
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Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.
Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
by anonymous September 10, 2023
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