My loving family, I just wanted to say that, um, I'm leaving the family to join my ex-girlfriend's family.
by 69bruhman69 June 11, 2018
If you think your family is weird, look at Raymond's family. Watch the reruns of Everybody loves Raymond. They're quite funny.
by MSNMSNMSN September 03, 2005
A mutual physical attraction between two shallow yet attractive individuals with a complete disregard for personality. Likely to be responsible for many failed marriages.
by Vlad Doucheovich December 05, 2009
The way I feel about you Melissa. You've made me happier than I ever thought possible. I never want to be without you again and I want to spend the rest of our lives together. That would make me the happiest person alive.
by backslash April 22, 2005
If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."
If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."
If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."
by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005
Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.
REAL:
"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."
"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."
FAKE:
"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"
"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"
"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."
"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."
FAKE:
"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"
"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"
by paulmakespasties August 26, 2006
I Love Lamp -
A phrase used when someone has said something
Particularly unrelatable to your own life or
personal experience.
A phrase used when someone has said something
Particularly unrelatable to your own life or
personal experience.
Someone who has never skydived before, in conversation with an avid skydiver-
"I love Skydiving"
"I love lamp".
"I love Skydiving"
"I love lamp".
by Airi Dalle - Violent Pretty Xtensions January 08, 2006