by Michael LaTour April 20, 2008

by Jack ongman May 12, 2018

a guy who comes along in ur life and takes u out of a really dark place, shows u how to deal with ur mental health ; sadly u start to rely on this person. he meets ur whole family and they all love him and u promise them that he isnât like the other guys who have mentally abused u or lied and cheated, but then shockingly starts to use u and cannot decide if he likes u or not. cheats on his gf and then wonât stop talking about her to u, which obviously really hurts u because u really like him, then he finally decides that he does like u and decides to ask u to be his girlfriend after 7 long months of back and forth and u date for a month and 2 days and he breaks up with u because he wants to be free and explore everything else, during ur relationship he would comment on this one specific girls posts and u would ask him not to because u didnât like it but he still did and he would ditch u to go and meet her without telling u which was dodgy, but u werenât controlling because u knew he was controlled in the past and didnât wanna be that bitch so u let him but then come to find out that after he has broken up with u he has âdevelopedâ feelings for this girl and now u have to do a whole ass musical w him and pretend like u donât wanna cry ur eyes out every 20 seconds. he has a wondering eye and is always trying to find âbetterâ soooo u j deal w it and pretend like nothing happened cause YOURE A BAD BITCH
by if.u.cant.tell. April 12, 2020

Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring dinger
by anonymous August 28, 2022

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

by Datboiiiiiiiiiii12345678999999 November 15, 2017

by Kimbo25 February 24, 2025
