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Epsteinth Time

1. More than an umpteenth time. Defines something that has happened so many times it's excruciatingly painful. Causes migraines and mental breakdowns. For large groups of people has lead to protests and a riot or two.

2. The closest number to infinity.

Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.

In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
1. We have asked the government to release the Epstein files for the Epsteinth time. Our president, who is listed in those files, some Epsteinth time, still refuses.

2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.

3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
by Awesomesauce 360 September 24, 2025
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griddy time

Griddy time is when you are at a sporting event which is so mind numbingly boring that you drunkenly begin gang raping the mascot just to beat the monotony of your teams sad existence.
The Mariner’s game was so boring we took some “griddy time” out on the moose.
by Jason Vane July 25, 2022
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air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.
Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!
by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017
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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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Bucket-time

Dev gets a phone number from a girl
Friend says, "Bucket-time devin"
by buckettimeboy March 1, 2011
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Pocket time

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.
"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."
by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023
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an X of all time

A phrase to poke fun at overrated or mediocre things. It can make a person think something is about to be praised if they read it too quickly.
Instead of praising something, this phrase states that the things was one of the things in existence.
The “X” is just a filler and can be replaced by other words, typically “moment.”
“This is an X of all time
Magnolia by Playboi Carti is a song of all time.”
by alaboski August 12, 2024
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