Captain Jack

A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)

They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.

Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019

Spon-e-Jack

Spontaneous Ejactulation typically discharging out of an erect male penis while being thrust in a tight wet hole.

Holy Shit Kat, that guy spon-e-jacked all over my anus.

by Downatfragglerock June 07, 2023

Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 08, 2024

Jack Schaffner

A giraffe who's taken human form

Oh no it's a Jack Schaffner

by im_gr1zz November 12, 2020

Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 24, 2020

jack lindberg

a little simp with ginger pubes who everyone loves because he has 3 girlfriends

Jack lindberg is being defined as a simp who’s really good at bribing year 12s for a suss

by jackywacky13 September 24, 2020

Jack Elliott

Jack is a very smart man with a very small weenie. He enjoys basketball baseball reading and loving Valorie Ford but not admitting to this. He also wants to go to prom with her but is a baby and won’t ask. (He is also racist and an anti semite)

Jack Elliott is a baby

by Jack Sheldon March 24, 2022