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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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New Oxford High School

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School
by CGrace May 7, 2024
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chestermere high school

A high school in the ass end of calgary, the band kids are weird as fuck, they don't know how to read sheet music, and like 15 of them are all over each other and they call themselves "The cuddle puddle" which is pretty fuckin weird in my opinion

The school is so welfare it makes me laugh
Guy from nova scotia - "i visited Chestermere high school with my school band when we went to calgary, they're pretty fuckin weird kids ngl"
by Diky nuts May 9, 2024
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Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard
Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024
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O'Connell 'High' school

One of the most Ghetto schools you can go to whilst still being extremely prestigious ranking top 100 of the best Catholic Schools in America out of over 1000. Ironically it has some of the most retarded people you will ever meet in your life. Every once in a while you will meet someone who has an IQ literally over fucking 200 and has a 5 GPA. It has one of the country's best high school basketball teams yet has the worst football and lax team imaginable. The amount of fake nazis you will encounter is insane, yet this school has some of the best diversity on the east coast. ⚠️ BE WARNED ⛔️ THERE ARE NO BAD BITHCES AT THIS SCHOOL. zero. nein. zip. Even when you find a mildly attractive girl, they will hop from homie to homie, ain't None of these bitches loyal. So many people call it O'Connell "High" school because 1 out of three people are either geeked out of their mind or have 3 zyns in at once. It is rare to find someone who won't try and sell you fentanyl or a pack of tweas (twisted teas). There are almost six known arms dealers in this school that could provide you with any gun imaginable for pretty cheap. The building is extremely ghetto and a health violation. There is also a rare chance you will see someone snorting cocaine off of toilet paper in the lockerroom toilets. last thing, there ain't even any bad bitches that go here to make any of this worth it.
Guy 1 - yo what school do you go to?
Guy 2 - O'Connell 'High' school.

Guy 1 - damn, I'm so sorry I didn't kno.
Guy 2 - its okay bro I found some free fent on the ground earlier, wunna go do ts?
Guy 1 - yurrrrrr
by Private School Patroller May 14, 2024
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lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.
the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant
by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024
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Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.
Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”
by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025
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