Rocky Mountain High School 

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.

“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

Rocky Mountain High School by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Poudre Valley High School 

Hicks

Did ya hear about the hicks tryna hide the powder at Poudre Valley High School?

Poudre Valley High School by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Sun Valley High School 

A stupid fucking high school in Aston Pennsylvania filled with meth and weed addicted druggies who hotbox the bathroom and get the fire department called twice a week, teachers that typically dont do shit besides be dicks, and admin who wont do anything but glaze the shit out of anyone that isnt white. Also all the sport teams are also complete shit, and the cheer team is genuinely horrendous.

"yo bro you ever go to Sun Valley High School?"
"stfu loser"

Sun Valley High School by mangoimagnomangoia September 27, 2025

Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

Lower Merion High School by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025

Saint John Paul the Second High School 

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.

"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

Saint John Paul the Second High School by [e-mail] February 10, 2020

The Chetwind Grove Public technical high school 

The ChGPT high school was the first high school to put on a play using “art bot ai” and subsequently became the first in the district to get a negative amount of points in drama fest

“The Chetwind Grove Public Technical High School proudly presents tomorrow’s legacy”

The Chetwind Grove Public technical high school by Mysicsmoon72 September 13, 2025

St. Thomas aquinas high school 

St Tomas aquinas is a school in Kansas full of preppy girls who think they are better than everyone else. jocks who want to fuck ur mother and u and probably ur dog ngl they will probably ruin ur life with an std or idk ur guts?!?! They usually have huge penises The girls at aquinas are usally Vry pretty or really fuckin ugly no In between. The teachers all want to suck out ur souls and feed them to u for homework but yk at least there’s a bunch of hot upper class man? Right! sterling is probably the best football coach in the district but anyways respect to the football and baseball team those girls FOR THE STREETS.

St. Thomas aquinas

Ugly bitch: omg u go to St. Thomas aquinas high school?
Jock: ya

Ugly bitch: omg ME TO

Jock: I don’t care

Ugly bitch: plz have sex with me
Jock: “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME”

St. Thomas aquinas high school by Jianoanus August 25, 2021