Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time

Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off

by Guron April 17, 2017

Fuck you up ugly

A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.

SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.

by wonderwill June 30, 2011

I'm crazy about you

It means just that, "I'm crazy about you". It means I'm CRAZY about you, I love you, I REALLY like you and I care about you. I'm falling for you.

Sometimes it could mean any of those things.

"He told me 'I'm crazy about you'"... "Aww, he's probably falling for you"

by chloemariejames August 20, 2011

You know what time it is.

Prison slang meaning you shouldn't need any explanation about the results of what you did. Whatever you did or do, it's going to get you beat the fuck up.

You stole from everyone, you snitch to the cops. Punk bitch, you know what time it is.

If you ever cross me, you know what time it is.

If you disrespect my mom, you know what time it is.
If you don't pay your taxes, you know what time it is.

by Drpenispopper February 18, 2019

fake it till you make it

faking confidence or happiness until you've reached or attained it; displaying what you want to be until you become it

I'm very uncomfortable in my skin, but act confident around everyone. Gotta fake it till you make it!

by nosam March 4, 2015

You have been slain

The most seen text on every LoL player's screen.

You Have Been Slain
Enemy Double Kill
Enemy Triple Kill
Enemy Quadra Kill
Enemy PentaKill
Ace
A summoner has disconnected

by xLil_Fuckerx October 9, 2018

You Deserve Ice-Cream

Used when someone does something amazing, and you reply saying this. Used as a compliment in reply to someone doing something epic.

Ashley: Zac! That was amazing you deserve Ice-cream

Zac: Why Thank you!

by Hallash96 September 14, 2011