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Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
by Mick E P August 11, 2021
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Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
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Cunt

My old man is a cunt
by °¬° August 26, 2021
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Cunt Kayak

This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.
by Tall Smart Girl August 29, 2021
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Cunting

Thot 1: “let’s go cunting bitch!”
Thot 2: “what’s that miss mamas?!?!”
T1: “hunting but with fabulosity chile”
T2: “okayyyyy 👁👄👁”
by La concha gorda August 31, 2021
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Background-cunt

not the self reliant bully/cunt but the guy or girl who comes out the woodworks when the bully/cunt is being a cunt to someone they don't like.

very flimsy and is a bitch as well because the second the main cunt stops the background cunt stops as they would be attacking the cuntie face on which they cant handle.
"you never act like this by your self, its only cuz Harrys being a cunt to me you pipe up now. your just a Background-cunt"
by Adonis Chadingsworth June 2, 2021
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Cunt muddle

Cunt who is always muddling in other people's business
That Cunt Muddle needs to worry about her own damn kids instead of kine.
by Cunt muddler June 2, 2021
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