Ascended One

An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.

Being an ascended one means a lot of responsibilites and the highest of honor.

by Villmar September 25, 2022

one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

National kiss one person for the time

You Can kiss a person that you like on April 26.
National kiss one person for the time

A guy Will kiss a Girl.
National kiss one person for the time
“Hey i like you, wanna kiss?”
“Yeah”
Kissing*

by Spredlove1234580 April 12, 2019

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020

Lick one up

To roll a join/blunt.

I just have to lick one up right quick.

Before we go why don’t you lick one up for the road

by Longjohn joe June 15, 2022

To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.

To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.

by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018