Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

creepy nuts

Two guys at the pool, hitting on Nazuna cause they're not gay.

They also dropped a song that goes "Ano hi ringo no ki no shita kyouhan de" which kinda slaps.

One: ay yo bro you seen da new creepy nuts track?
Two: oh fo sho dawg it slaps too hard

by drop another hit big man August 12, 2022

Deez nuts

A LARGE AMOUNT OF BALLS IN A BLACK SACK ALSO WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM

Wow bob deez nuts owned your mom last night

by FAP NATION February 22, 2018

Nut Friction

When 2 ballsacks touch during a 3-4 way.

During a pretty steamy 3 way, Tim's ballsack touched Chris's ball sack, creating nut friction.

by lsrc5921 November 6, 2016

Nut Neighbours

When you have frequent casual sex with a person who lives near you

We are Nut Neighbours

by Graveyard butt February 6, 2018

Omega nut

Omega nut is when you watch your favorite porn video and skip to your favorite part and cum when the video start. You cum so hard that the sperm is flying through outer space into a black hole. The sperm is traveling to another dimension through the black hole into a living creature and pregnate it.

Ohh man I just Omega nut sooo hard, that shit felt good

OMG I just Omgea nut and it felt so good

by Lil sperm August 3, 2018

Nutting

when you are having anal sex and white stuff comes out the dick and lets u have babies

oh my gosh im nutting

by qwert qtip March 26, 2025