Pasta Jack

A very very short human, who is extremely bad at video games and loves daisy

‘Is that pasta jack? Oh he’s the one who’s bad at video games!’

by Masterofdeciet October 15, 2020

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Jack's ami

Jack's mom, its already dead. So no need to fuck it :>

Dude: You saw Jack's Ami last night?

Other Dude: Bro I was Alive last night

by kiwi_ November 09, 2023

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Soda Jack

Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.

L: What kind of soda do you want?

S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.

L: I know, but it's right here.

S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.

by NotoriousDEV August 03, 2013

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jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.

Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?

by Davey Didoe April 13, 2018

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