Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Jack frost

having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.

Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?

Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.

by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017

Clap the Jack

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Jack

Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.

Didn't RB lose 25-8 in war to SF led by Jack?

by Obronzed May 29, 2019

Jack

An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool

Dave : “did you see jacks new haircut?”
Dave 2 : “yea man he’s so cool 😎”

by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022

Jack Kelleher

The Man

Person 1; Do you know jack kelleher?
Person 2; Ya he's the man

by JackKelleher420 April 27, 2021

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019