dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.
by pppdjdjjdj February 01, 2023
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dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.
by pppdjdjjdj February 01, 2023
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Jack sledge

When a guy is pounded(either himself or someone else) really hard that his balls are making the sound and explodes
Justin was jack sledged by Janet when she took his load all over herself!
by Janet4u April 30, 2018
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Jack Ebert

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god
by Pooplord69420 January 01, 2021
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Jack And Jill Story

Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'
Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019
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jack mcdougal

Papi is literally a god. Buddy is the best tendy terrorizer when you see him in knee hockey. Some might say his mom is hot but he would say other wise. No matter what he will kiss you if you know him.
by My name is papi November 24, 2019
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jack sheperd

a complete mug, "jack" is very different to a wild "jack sheperd" never trust him, a complete savage.
that "jack sheperd" will touch your kids and bully your nan at bingo.
by SwiftGH February 05, 2017
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