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jack jeffries

An absolute cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. I love you really cunt.
by MJ2003 April 16, 2020
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jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)
“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”
by homify / pissify April 28, 2022
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Jack

Jack is the hottest man you’ll ever meet, great passionate lover. Nicest bod. super hot
person 1: man did u see jacks new vid with anna

person 2: yeah man so proud of him for getting her !!
by shelly welly November 23, 2021
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Jack Apple Chin

Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.
Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?
by CelticEagle February 9, 2021
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Jack

Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The King of Puns, Jack, will never fail to make you laugh and brighten your day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech smart and beats Geek Squad any day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the best advice for any problem you may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man, awesome with kids, and stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on top is his super sexy voice—It cures insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (:
Jack is worth more than a ton of pine nuts. I really like Jack ❤️
by NotEp September 3, 2021
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Jack

A guy who you love and hate at the same time. He will treat you like a queen then will leave you for someone else. He will be so in to
you one day then have no interest in you at all the next. He is so gorgeous and so perfect. But he also sucks and will break your heart. He is also gay for the homies. He also can be so dry at times. It obvious when he loses feelings. He is very sweet at times. I love him so much. I hate him.
Day 1: I love Jack

Day 2: I hate Jack
by Small pp parking August 5, 2022
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Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb
I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant
by Avril1989 June 20, 2018
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