dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed

Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Jack

A british nerd who likes to self hype himself, he usually cant be bothered to do much as its too much for him so be warned, did i say that hes also a big nerd who will nerd out every 5 minutes, but he is also a fun guy and somehow weirdly always brings you back into his presence no matter how hard you might think "i need to run". he might smell a little like cheese no thats mean he doe- (no lol) really great friend and will drive you insane but great guy again

Jack the nerd, this might be cheesey but you can call me jack

by Whosthathaven August 30, 2023

Jack

A word used to describe a small, anorexic child who is eternally suffering from insanity

Hey, look at that Jack over there

by 6942091121666 November 22, 2019

Hungry Jack

A sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in a man's mouth and forces him to masturbate.

"Yo dawg, that girl was dirty- she hooked me up with a Hungry Jack!"

"Naw, I don't want to bone, just give me a Hungry Jack and I'll get out of here."

by Rusty Tyrone March 16, 2017

jacking my squash

When somebody is pissing you off

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now

by Kylethajit September 28, 2021

Jack

Jack is either a quiet tall lad who always wears a watch or is a short and stubby fellow who may aswell be albino. He isn't to great at keeping secrets but will always tease people if not. Once he is comfortable with people he knows most, he will be laughing all the time or else he is left to entertain himself or a weirdo.

Jack Jack grealish

by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023