Urban Dictionary

So imagine a library, full of wisdom, but 75% of the writers are just memers who do it for the knee slappers and funnies.

Urban dictionary taught me that the word "Bread" is a sex move.

by GiantEnemyAnt October 23, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website that people use when their in school or doing homework

I failed my math test because of urban dictionary

by STOP LOOKING AT ME 69 September 24, 2019

urban dic self absorption

That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.

Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.

by gloi kiwi November 22, 2021

Urban Dictionary

It's like Wikipedia but with HIV

Person1:"What's Garten of Banban"
Person2:"According to Urban Dictionary it's a sex toy"
Person1:"Neat"

by FireBroNigga September 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary

An awesome place where there are a lot of crazed fangirls, around 84% of the definitions are sexual, as nearly all the users are obsessed pre-teens pretending to be older than they actually are. Urban dictionary is meant to be funny yet people come on here to brag about how 'much betterer there spag is'.

Friend: "What's urban dictionary?"

Me: "Where I go to fangirl over Bowling For Soup and listen to people complain."

by JaretReddickIsAwesome September 1, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A site where almost every basic normie wants to put their whack ass black name in to compliment and hide the fact that they are none of those things.

Guy 1: I went on Urban Dictionary to make a definition of my name "Samuel", but it didn't get accepted because apparently I'm not "cute, funny, every girl wants to be with a samuel."

Guy 2: You're literally none of those things...

by Reeejae June 5, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The fake dictionary that everyone looks to in 2018

I'm going to look it up on the URBAN DICTIONARY.

by Harrygwith2r's November 28, 2018