i earn my life

he do be earning his life doe

dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again

by human i think February 1, 2023

The Only One I Know

The only one I know
Has come to take me away
The only one I know
Is mine when she stitches me
The only one I see
Has found and aching in me
The only one I see
Has turned her tongue into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
The only one I know
Never cries, never opens her eyes

The only one I know
Wide awake and then she's away
The only one I see
Is mine when she walks down our street
The only one I see
Has carved her way into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

I cannot interpret the question

A way to avoid answering a question/ helping someone with a problem. It is a statement that will evoke frustration and sorrow in all that hear it. It will also immediately silence any requests for assistance directed at you.

Person 1: Hey can we use the choices more than once?

Person 2: I cannot interpret the question, you asking it indicates is the epitome of bushleague behavior

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

i want to kill myself

a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry

person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry

by icythesimp February 20, 2023

why do I exist

I don’t know. why do you exist? why do I exist? why does anything exist?

Veronica: Why do I exist?
Ember: Why would you think I know?
Veronica: Because.

by a dumb ghost :) June 24, 2021

I hate you noob

You hate a person who isn't good at the game.

Pro: I hate you noob

Noob: :(

by PotatoGud July 3, 2021

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017