Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

Wine Dougd

When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on

Doug drank too much wine.

Arkells knocking at the door comes on.

Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-

Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”

by Ayy Jay L April 20, 2019

breakfast wine

The wine on your nightstand that is leftover from the night before.

That breakfast wine was so good.

by Nick02807 August 10, 2016

italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush

"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"

by Krkič November 25, 2019

Wine tasting

When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.

"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."

by Nails&dice January 14, 2024

Catalina Wine Mixer

The act of mixing methamphetamine with a strong opiate (heroin or fentanyl) to use for intravenous injection

We had to call an ambulance after my buddy did a Catalina Wine Mixer

When Dave did his shot he yelled "Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!), I knew we were all in for a long evening

by SimpleJack42 October 13, 2020

Put the wine in the flour box

When you do something shitty or stupid

Oh man you put the wine in the flour box you idiot!

by Tammyjones September 19, 2020