wanker's cramp

a sharp cramp experianced during mastubation, normaly ocours in the arch of ones foot.
man i had a wank earlier but couldnt finish got a srious case of "wanker's cramp"
by big marty July 29, 2011
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frog wanker

Frog wanker:
defenition used to describe a person, in particular french, in a negative manner
person 1: did u see that french guy?

person 2: yep.....so wat about him?

person 1: im sick of seeing these gay frog wankers!
by Ly-101 November 11, 2006
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bloody wanker

somebody that masterbates every day
shut up you bloody wanker...and go download some porn
by the fart mstr April 15, 2008
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wanker

one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.
God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker
by price check please January 23, 2005
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wanker

that wanker stold my money!
by Anonymous December 09, 2002
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design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer
Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.
by Jono February 16, 2005
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BUS WANKER

A person that takes the bus to and from work or school. someone who is generally to lazy to walk a short distance so they get the bus.

People on the bus will often get called bus wankers by people passing.

Old people will use the bus. just because it's free. Not because there lazy. they could run the marathon.
by MR BUS WANKER October 04, 2009
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