Unicorn Milk

Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.

It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.

Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.

My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back

by YesMan1111 March 9, 2011

unicorn boyfriend

A man that is so genuine and gives you all the feels, he must be to good to be real.

Friend #1: He is great, kind, handsome, motivated,

and wants the best for me.

Friend #2: Looks like you found a unicorn boyfriend.

by Terrorsuit January 11, 2017

Golden Unicorn

True natural blonde with a full 70's bush.

You know what I haven't seen lately in this time of shaved labias?

I need to find me a Golden Unicorn to complete my journey!

by JuicedFrank October 14, 2011

Angry Unicorn

When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it

i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody

by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012

Unicorn Fluff

the bit of pubic hair that a girls missed after shaving... her ass

Oh shit! your ass has unicorn fluff!!

by Yoti October 12, 2009

Unicorn Bite

To poke someone quickly and sharply, preferably in the face, then declare "Unicorn Bite!" if the poke is successful.

If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.

Friend 1: "Oh my gosh! You just poked me hard and sharp in the face!"

Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"

Celebrations ensue.

by thegloriousunicorn May 9, 2010

pink unicorn

1. A person that has both a penis and a vagina; a hermaphrodite.

2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.

"Take off her pants and you'll see that Mabel is a pink unicorn."

by PinkUnicorn29 August 2, 2016