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clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.
"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"
by Watershellin June 25, 2008
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Lectus Solanum Tuberosum Linnaeus

Today I will be a Lectus Solanum Tuberosum Linnaeus.
by eiram1976 April 30, 2010
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Cincinnati Test Tube

Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.
Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.
by Astroworm November 11, 2012
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Noob Tube

The Grenade Launcher attachment for all Assault Rifles (Except MP44) in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
by Fertro June 2, 2008
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Boob Tube

A party involving lesbians floating on the Rio Grande with little more than their innertubes, sunscreen, and a cooler of well-chilled beer.
The worst day on a Boob Tube is better than any day working.
by Margaret505 July 13, 2010
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tube sock lesbian

A tube sock lesbian is an unatractive lesbian that is very butch. Often seen wearing colored stripped tube socks, walks their wallet on a chain and often has side burns.
Dude did you see those old tube sock lesbians. Yeah!, they weren't those pretty lipstic porno lesbians that's for shure!
by B Warden March 25, 2007
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noob tube

gay expression used by people in call of duty when they are tremendously embarassed by getting owned by a grendade launcher. If you get jealous, use it urself retard
When somebody in cod gets embarassed about getting shot by a grenade launcher, they get jealous and start to make fun of the person who owned them by saying "NOOB TUBE!"
by bluedevils1206 December 22, 2009
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