When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
by MAG66 March 21, 2017
Get the Shark noodlingmug. by SharknadoFan53 October 7, 2020
Get the Silly Sharkmug. Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
Get the sharking seasonmug. 6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife
by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020
Get the shark lifemug. A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
by The Most True Person January 20, 2019
Get the Dank Sharkmug. Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
by The big dumb July 16, 2021
Get the Puppy sharkmug. a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is
by bigbballs November 4, 2021
Get the baby sharkmug.