A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 21, 2022
Get the Wampus cougarmug. It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.
by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009
Get the Cougar Spearmug. The practice of undergrad people marrying far older women or financial needs (sugar mommy) or sexual intimacy. This is usually illegal but practiced in various parts of the Western Hemisphere and some parts of India.
My mom practices cougarism
by Boom Flex August 8, 2018
Get the Cougarismmug. I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.
by Webastards July 13, 2023
Get the Cougar Remorasmug. by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021
Get the Cougar high fivemug. by liss09 October 20, 2009
Get the lawn cougarmug. Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.
by Dane Bread November 7, 2017
Get the Cougar rantingmug.