The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.
by Dr. Blue Balls April 26, 2007
by Bojangelz May 19, 2012
"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."
by Mattaus Muller December 17, 2009
Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway
Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
by Pete Brose July 30, 2010
Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
by BlazeBeing May 13, 2015
Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?
by BDJ Ferda August 07, 2020
When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.
by maaayn July 27, 2015