Tree Bumber

A tree bumber is a person in whom has a real passion for shoving pieces of a tree up the bottom
So he confessed that he was a tree bumber
by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017
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bunny in a tree

A side chick.
Basically when your married and have a girlfriend on the side.
Other related expressions can be a crocodile in the woods or a bird in a bus
A-Hey mate I just spent a rocking night with my bunny in a tree
B- That's awesome man but don't tell your wife.
by Trousers08 July 08, 2018
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the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative
everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree
by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021
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Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.
Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!
by soha33 September 26, 2010
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Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.
Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.
by MercElite November 08, 2019
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Tree of Life

A location in the Roblox open world MMORPG game called Vesteria, which consists of an ancient, glowing tree, bioluminescent plants, and a mage village. Players can visit the Tree of Life at level 10 to join the Mage faction.
Level 10 Player: “What’s the tree of life?”
Level 50 Player: “It’s a location where you can go to become a mage!”
Level 10 Player: “Oh thanks! I’ve been wondering how to get magic spells”
by VesterianPlayer1837 June 20, 2023
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Tree out

Someone who stands, tree like, rooted to the spot in a venue or club or pub with great music.
My Malay mate Jorden who seemed to enjoy the music but stood blinking like a walrus the entire night disappeared to falafel heaven and reappeared to tree out once more.
by Melbourne Musicians February 27, 2011
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