My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

juicy creases

when a liquid comes out of something accidentally, say “juicy creases”

i just shit on accident, “JUICY CREASES!”

by juicy creases December 28, 2021

juicy puss

{bitch} {ya} {mama}

damn bro yo juicy puss fine

by mockingpotter December 20, 2018

Juicy jess

Someone who’s addicted to buying Juicy Couture.

Oi Oi juicy jess! You’re looking very juicy!

by Jessyyycat April 4, 2025

juicy night

Another way to describe wet in terms of a woman’s sexual arousal

I had a juicy night with that hot guy that looks like Jimin from BTS.

I want to have a juicy night.

Come over, and I’ll give you a juicy night.

by mamamochi April 10, 2024

Juicy Juicy Squirt

An alternative saying to sexual intercourse.

"I'm gonna Juicy Juicy Squirt all over you."

by Trash16 November 2, 2018

Juicy toes

Wet or moist yummy toes that females are attracted too. Go to the bar with your feet out and slather some vodka on it *wink
They will be all over you

Look at that hunk, he has JUICY TOES!

by IceSpice212 June 10, 2023