King of Swords

A transgender woman who enjoys sexually dominating people who identify as being Queen of Swords (or Queens of the Sword if you want to make it sound fancy) using her massive girldick. Despite being called a king this is not denoting someone of the male gender, simply someone who takes a cucking role in this dynamic.

See also:
Jack of Swords

Hotwife: I finally found a King of Swords to destroy my pussy with her thick, soft girl cock! Isn't that great honey?
Cuck: Mhmmm, can I please watch? I promise I'll donate to the Trevor Project after I'm done like a good little ally.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

noobslayer sword

any blade that noobplayer4510 see fit for a practical melee battle, however the noobslayer sword is not use for slaying noobs it is a blade of lower rank use to destroy higher rank players, because of this the higher ranked players/pros often get toxic and report noobplayer4510 of hacking.

the guy must have a noobslayer sword

by noobplayer May 4, 2022

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015

Sword

Cannot take rape jokes
Ps. probably was raped?

not this cunt Sword, this guy's a fag

by not this guy, that guy June 12, 2018

Sword

Another word for peen.

Chad: "Bro last night I slapped my sword all over Jessica

by OOFERGOOFER May 30, 2019

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020