tall stoner

A person who smokes a lot of weed and is proud of it.

That Tommy Chong is a tall stoner.

by doodahman October 29, 2010

real stoner

Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.

Damn, that guy must be a real stoner, he smokes almost all day long.

by Btap December 20, 2016

Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)

I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.

by maninamask01 September 4, 2010

Thomas Stoner

Thomas Stoner is a moron

Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?

Guy 2: He’s a moron

by Cool guy42069 December 15, 2019

stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you

Damn stoner mace man thanks

by phelonware September 20, 2015

griffin stoner

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up

Bro I am Griffin Stoner rn

by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017

stoner brett

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.

stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.

by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020