sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

Sock nation

A group/organisation of members of whom are not circumcised

Are you going to the “sock nation” meeting tonight

by BIG SHREK June 5, 2018

Gay socks

If a boy called Harley has sex or any sexual contact with a boy it is classed as gay

Did you know Harley he has gay socks

by Gaymaslestor March 27, 2019

The Gay Sock

The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".

"Guy wants to mess around, take things aint his? slap him with " The Gay Sock".

by theluckiestboyintheworld December 28, 2011

Lock-in-the-sock

Lock-in-the-sock is what happens to ex mafia now snitches not sayin names but you whitey bulger

"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 1, 2018

Sleezar Sock

This is what happens when you wear you socks outside or into the garage, thus stepping into puddles and making your socks all wet and scummy. All the grease and dirt from the floor accumulates onto the the sock, thus a sleezar sock.

"Sleez your socks look rank, have you been outside in dem?"
"Yea dats my bad, i guess I created some sleezar socks, huh?"

by Jim Itor October 17, 2008

Sock Worms

Little fuzzy pieces of sock or lint from socks that get stuck between your toes after a long day of sock wearing.

Ashley had blue sock worms between her toes because she wore blue socks today.

I just picked a bunch of sock worms out from between my toes.

by KatieCam February 16, 2014