After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016
Get the Smurf hatmug. In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.
Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?
Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
Mike: No that guy was a Smurf
by Paul Munda November 7, 2012
Get the Smurfmug. by Chelsnels December 21, 2019
Get the Smurfingmug. An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014
Get the smurf a hammymug. 
“Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”
“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”
“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”
by Constitutional musical May 23, 2018
Get the bassy smurfmug. 