dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo

I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding

by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017

Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone

Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??

by What u doin October 14, 2018

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Glow Rod

A bioluminescent aquamarine phallic object used for lighting/seeing dark suroundings, commonly known as glow stick.

Bob: Hey watcha got there
Jeff: A glow rod, it's gonna dark soon

by CircleGlowSquid January 24, 2022

rod sap

The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.

I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.

That rod sap is all up in my pants

Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.

by hairytongue69 January 16, 2014

Dr. Rod

Used in reference to a penis that has been outfitted with a white prophylactic, especially following rough intercourse. The name reflects the phallic similarities that exist between a tall bald doctor following a long, dirty surgery and a wet, hard, throbbing cock.

Gardin was worn out after he gave her the ol' Dr. Rod .

by doctorswhoarentdoctors February 3, 2018

hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart June 9, 2016