mash

The act of getting absolutely innebriated, also known as binge drinking.

"what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh not much, buncha people gettin together to mash at my place, you comin?"

"why the hell did you get home so late, and why do you stink of beer?"
"I'm sorry, me and the gang were out mashing a couple 24's"

by StarkSuaveSilverFox March 25, 2009

Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021

Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

by Pimply November 19, 2023

Mash

Mash is a silly girl with beautiful hair. She is classy sassy and smart-assy. Don't mess with her because she is feisty and is not afraid of anyone!

John: That girl was so silly.
Mark: Yea I bet her name was Mash

by Anon220391 August 2, 2021