Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.

Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash

by VS7777 August 4, 2023

Mash

To beat somebody up badly.

“Imma mash this nigga if he don’t got my money”

by ICryMyselfToSleepXD April 5, 2024

Mash

To beat somebody up badly.

“Imma mash this nigga if he don’t got my money”

by ICryMyselfToSleepXD April 5, 2024

Muncie Mashed Potato

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick

“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato

by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 16, 2024

Mooseknuckle Mash

The act of absolutely thundercunting a bitch in her moose-knuckled lulu lemons.

Steve: Nancy was acting like a total bitch in class so I gave her the old fashioned Mooseknuckle Mash.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024