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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
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The Sinned Knight

A very awesome musician that everyone needs to know about.
The Sinned Knight, myspace.com/sinnedknight
by SKfan November 20, 2010
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Knight Carver

An extremely homosexual person, who shows many homo like tendancies.

Someone you want to avoid unless you are into that type of thing, BUT STUFF.....
Person 1: Lol, that guy is such a Knight Carver
Person 2: Fo sho
by B Rocking ur world January 1, 2009
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White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.
"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to so many that even most educated people with a PhD cannot make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Bear with me. I feel like I just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma March 11, 2013
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