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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
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lucy knights

Lucy knights is just like a famous person and lives in money. She loves her cat if she has one (she bound to have one). She loves over sized bows and watching you tube. She will have loads of friends. Most of them a bit crazy
Look at that big bow she must be a Lucy knights
by Jojo_bows101 July 29, 2017
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Knighted

When your friend passes out at a party and you place your erect cock on your friendsshoulders.
My buddy passed out and I placed my erect cock on their shoulders and knighted them like Prince Andrew.
by Buttpuppy July 25, 2025
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To Black Knight

When you lose, nay, you get your ass handed to you in an online quarrel, and you refuse to let your better have the last word.
Jordan kicked Roland ass in a comment thread duel, but Roland Black Knighted Jordan because he couldn’t stop typing out his shitty points.

Roland Black Knighted Jordan.

Jordan says, “The Black Knight won” by concession to Roland’s comment cardio.
Roland lost the online disagreement, but kept going on to Black Knight Jordan.

Roland won by Black Knight
by IdahoJockDoc November 24, 2019
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Death Knight

A class in World of Warcraft, currently the only Hero class, in which you play a tank/dps under whichever race you chose, except for the Pandaren. Considered to be over-powered against other classes by some people. Means, "I'm epic, fuck you".
Other players: I'm a Hunter, I'm overplayed and a cheap class to play!
You: Death Knight.
by Death Knight February 26, 2015
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