The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021

Rain forest drizzle

When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips

Marc gave darryl a rain forest drizzle and he enjoyed it very much

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

Forest Turk

An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.

Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.

Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.

by BB Marv August 20, 2025

Forest man Jim

Forest man Jim is a hard to find creature usually hiding behind very slim strands of grass in the the wilderness wondering why he has not evolved to hide behind lettuce yet , frost man jim grew up idealising the grime collective ICF and went on to join the firm made up of the top boy crab and cass his second in command along with b rabbit chipmunk and donkey kong .

Is that forest man Jim seeding again

by Diggerdagger December 4, 2019

Shady Forest

A large overgrown section of any urban park, where it is both shady because of the dense tree coverage and because of the almost certain illegal activities taking place there.

Person 1: Wanna go to Prospect Park?
Person 2: Hell yeah! We going to Shady Forest.
Person 1: If there aren't any police around, okay!
Person 3: Where are you guys going?
Person 2: Nowhere.

by met-ro October 17, 2017

Forest wood

Extremely dense pubic hairs when a man has a boner

Yo did you hear that Obam has a forest wood

by Keegami September 23, 2019