Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

Creep

That guy u see on the street that stares at you for no reason

“That old guy won’t stop looking at us”
“What a creep”

by Bdhuxjsbwvauisjxbch103 June 16, 2023

Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.

I hate creeps & squeaks.

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.

"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

Creep buddy

A friend you can talk to - one that gives encouraging words of advice.

Also is available to assist with sexual needs. Creep buddy

Last night me and my creep buddy went to the movies.

by Krystal white December 15, 2016

Creep-a-delic

out of this world creepy

"The Stepfather" was a creep-a-delic movie.

Spiders are creep-a-delic.

by mclovinadelic August 20, 2010

The Donovan Creep

A man who breaks social rules in an odd & frightening way

Oh that drunk guy last night at the flat party was doing The Donovan Creep, attempting to resist & drag that big boned honey into the bedroom, she then luckily got rescued by her friend

by Jonny casualty November 17, 2011