Heterosexual cult

A cult of upstanding and morally righteous heterosexuals.

The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Lana Cult

A cult on TikTok which is so embarrassing spamming comment on random tiktok posts thinking it is top comedy
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!

Person 1 Join the Lana cult!
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*

by DiorK February 26, 2021

the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.

Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!

by draco milfboy September 25, 2020

Train Cult

A Cult that worships the Train Gods, like Thomas the Tank Engine. They perform daily sacrifices, usually on people who annoyed the gods or just some random dude. Also their arch-nemesis is Stupid Idiot Cult.

It was time for Train Cult to perform a sacrifice.

by Train Person December 11, 2020

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Cult dien

A whole revolution.

I belong to the new era , I belong to Cult dien

by Anonim god October 1, 2022

Sé cult

Once upon a time, there lived a boy called Neo. He started using sé after every word he said. His apsé followed him and then slowly others followed the path too. As more and more people used sé, the power got to his head and he became the sé tyrant, creating the sé cult. "Soon... This world will be filled with sés... Mwuhahaha!" Before the sé cult could take over the world, it disappeared like magic. No one knows what happened. Some say they gave up, some say they got captured and some say they've been killed. Though, legend has it that the cult is still around, waiting to be revived again.

"Hey kusé, what should we call thisé?"
"We shall call it the sé cult of coursé"

by that other witch :b September 1, 2021