Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.

Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.

by tracato January 04, 2010

breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

by dark_man July 16, 2015

breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.

The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.

by Middagh March 27, 2015

Hungarian Breakfast

When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.

Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?

Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”

by benjiben December 01, 2018

grimsby breakfast

When you go down on a local Grimsby girl

in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week

Do you want a Grimsby breakfast? No thanks, I just brushed my teeth.

by Faurplay2025 September 08, 2019

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.

I gave her an English Breakfast

by _D_A_D_D_Y_ September 03, 2017