Chill Water

A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.

If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.

by anonymousbraggart December 19, 2010

Fight Water

An alcoholic beverage that is created when all other mixers have been expended. Fight water occurs near the end of the night in order to hydrate and keep drinking.

Fight can refer to the battle between the alcohol and the water, or the effect of proper hydration and inebriation which puts the drinker in prime fighting condition.

Vodka + water = fight

Watch out, Sam's drinking fight water now.
Oh shit, someone's about to get fucked up.

by Tri tri May 25, 2022

touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.

I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.

by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

holey water

vaginal juices

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

Creek water

Creek Water is The artist Yelawolf's first mixed tape. It is also his American Whiskey brand coming in at 100 proof. Tastes like a good time.

Randy: Hey man, what do you think about this Creek Water?
Bobby: Tastes like a good time!

by Jballz100prf July 1, 2018

water the turkey

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.

Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"

by jimcool126 June 25, 2008

Quarter-water

Quarter-water is a beverage commonly sold at bodegas and low-class supermarkets. The main ingredients include water, high fructose corn syrup, flavoring, and food color. They provide no nutritional value. They are sold in a small plastic barrel shaped container with a foil seal. Initially they were sold for 25 cents, hence the name, however, due to inflation they are typically 50 cents now.

Anthony and I went to the bodega to buy some quarter-waters. I got purple while he chose green.

by The Real Drake April 16, 2018