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Cambodian Trouser Snake

Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.
Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"

Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."
by Nutella Stuart May 17, 2009
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Solid Snake

The most awesome, insane badass EVER!!! Lead character in Metal Gear Solid. Can wield any weapon, kills everyone and can literally walk though a military base unnoticed. And all you STUPID FUCKS out there who think Sam Fisher is better have mnever played Meat Gear before. So try it, I mean most of the people who like Sam Fisher more are 20 year old virgins who played Splinter Cell at you're friends house, you don't know shit about Snake .
Splinter Cell: Hi, I'm Sam Fisher I like to go around and let everyone know I'm here with my bright green lights on my head!

Solid Snake: I'm Solid Snake, I've shot down more big ass robots and terrorists then you have had seconds in your life.
by Solid Snake Jr. February 15, 2009
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snake

Girl 1: Shh dont tell tyrone but im cheating
Girl 2: haha shame im telling !
Girl 1: Your such a snake kmt
by seductional_x April 4, 2009
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sneaky snake

the art of masturbateing in your room when a family member is in the next room
(Your in your room jacking it)
mom/wife-IM HOME!
you- oh shit(pull up pants fast)
you just pulled a sneaky snake
by ragequiter March 18, 2011
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Snake Charmer

The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.
Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.
by wolfgangkurt March 15, 2011
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Snakebook

The use of Facebook to snake your way into somebody's undercrackers, preferable tactic is to stitch up somebody else you know to be interested in the female (probably your best mate) and put yourself in the frame instead.
That little git Neil has just slid in on Snakebook and hijacked that bird I was tapping up.

Oh well, she had a face like a dropped meat pie anyway...
by MikeMilligan July 4, 2008
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snake oil

by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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