A boot licker for corporations
"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"
"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."
"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."
by The dinglebop July 24, 2020
Get the suit lickermug. A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Get the bridle suitemug. by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Shark suitmug.