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griffin stoner

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up
by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017
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Stoner’s Delight

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.

Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.

Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”

“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
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Retired stoner

Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would
That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years
by Guarmine February 16, 2017
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scro stoner

Scro - short for "Scummy Bro"

Stoner- a person who smokes alot of that good kush.

A Scro stoner is generally used for preppy stoners. They smoke mainly to look cool, wearing things a scrub stoner wouldnt such as Polo or Patagonias.
"Wow Santi's such a scro stoner hes smoking in sperrys"
by Sexystoner69 April 19, 2016
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Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.
by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012
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Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.
We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!
by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023
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stoner chick

Stoner chick: a women who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears vintage , bohemian or hippie style clothes

By Priscilla/Celly. July/30/2021
I’m dating a chill ass stoner chick
by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
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