squid

A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.

Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!

by iwannawalk April 25, 2021

squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.

*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching

by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023

squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!

an exression one would commonly use if they are being hunted and/or attacked by a squid.

Mike, being attacked by a squid: "squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!"

by joeohnobro March 31, 2022

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Squid

A person with no backbone, an absolute wuss who would stand there without intervention as their Nan gets robbed.

Lachie's a squid mate, there is no chance of him doing anything about that!

by NotASquid November 24, 2025

Squid Game

A South Korean series that everybody spits some shitty spoilers

Guy 1: hey do you know what happened in the last episode in squid game? The dud-
Guy 2: oh fuck off stop giving me spoilers

by ganagan October 14, 2021

rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by anonymous June 11, 2021