Likity-Split

1. A random word that is mainly used as a name to give some one just to confuse them and annoy the hell out of them

2. The name of a annoying little baby pony from "My little Pony the movie" LOL

3. a guy who when licking some one out cums all over himself without anyone touching him

1.

A. Hey man come inside and have a seat, I'm just playing Xbox.
B. ohh cool, when did you get an Xbox Likity-Split?
A.WTF man? whats Likity-Split?
B. What are you on about Likity-Split? its your name geez I dont think your pet purple drangon will like you forgetting your own name and the rest of the ponys...
A. WHATS THE FUCK IS Likity-Split!!!!???


3.

A. yeah did you hear what happen to ben?
B. nar man what?
A. his so weak under the belt man, he was lickin his girl out then exploaded all over himself with out her touching him.
B. hahahahah wtf man
A. yeah man she even ran out laughing.

by GOOLIEz April 19, 2009

split condom

after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit

cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."

by yousef February 20, 2004

Seven Ten Split

Seven minutes of anal intercourse then, ten minutes of blow jobsz/being eaten outsz...HOE.

DUDE, ME AND THIS BITCH JUST WENT SEVEN TEN SPLIT!

by CELENA, MALIA && DANIELLE June 27, 2008

split top cunt loaf

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

Split Sack Eye-Mask

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006

The Great Desk Split of '18

The infamous event where Jamie was left all alone in his PORPER darkness.

Bro, you remember the great desk split of '18?

by DaoneandonlyJay October 18, 2018

split faced wisker biscuit

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.

Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.

by Tankesmaximus June 9, 2009