English or Spanish

Ask someone English or Spanish?
and then ask Whoever moves first is gay

“Do you speak English or Spanish?”
“English”
“Whoever moves first is gay”
“🗿”
“🗿”

by then-mirror June 11, 2024

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whats no in spanish

A funny thing to ask like you don’t know the answer, even though you do.

Funny dude: Yo, dude.. whats no in Spanish?
Other dude: …it’s literally ‘no’

by Lizzy!! July 16, 2021

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Spanish Motorcycle

A sexual act in which your partner inserts a maraca into your anus to use as a handle while simultaneously twisting the penis and making motorcycle engine noises.

Last night, after the cinco de mayo party, Francesca gave me a Spanish motorcycle and I'm still pretty sore....

by Skeet442 March 17, 2019

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English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

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Spanish Inquisition

A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

by Road Warrior+Manny February 8, 2020

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