strasburg sock

when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it

Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.

This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.

by libruns February 22, 2010

Gay socks

If a boy called Harley has sex or any sexual contact with a boy it is classed as gay

Did you know Harley he has gay socks

by Gaymaslestor March 27, 2019

Lock-in-the-sock

Lock-in-the-sock is what happens to ex mafia now snitches not sayin names but you whitey bulger

"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! November 01, 2018

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

Sock nation

A group/organisation of members of whom are not circumcised

Are you going to the “sock nation” meeting tonight

by BIG SHREK May 14, 2018

Sock Worms

Little fuzzy pieces of sock or lint from socks that get stuck between your toes after a long day of sock wearing.

Ashley had blue sock worms between her toes because she wore blue socks today.

I just picked a bunch of sock worms out from between my toes.

by KatieCam February 17, 2014

Sleezar Sock

This is what happens when you wear you socks outside or into the garage, thus stepping into puddles and making your socks all wet and scummy. All the grease and dirt from the floor accumulates onto the the sock, thus a sleezar sock.

"Sleez your socks look rank, have you been outside in dem?"
"Yea dats my bad, i guess I created some sleezar socks, huh?"

by Jim Itor August 28, 2008