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Seizure

When your games consoles: such as your xbox 1 or xbox360, your playstation 3 or playstation 4, your TV, your computer, or any other household appliance starts acting up or displaying signs of extreme malfunction. It is sometimes emphasised or exclamed by the person who's appliance is experiencing it.
Player 1, "Oh my god man! My xbox 360 controller is vibrating weirdly and I can't stop it."
Player 2, "How long has it been going for?"
Player 1, "About 5 minutes."
Player 2, "Oh yeah! I see what you mean. Wow! That is weird."
Player 1, "Seizure!!!!!"
by Overdrive2005 August 7, 2014
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Seinfield

An incorrect way that idiots on the internet spell Seinfeld, especially when they claim it to be the best show or better than another show that somebody else claims is the best. Usually used by a person who is very agitated and thinks that just because they believe something is the best, that it really is the best.
1.
Idiot: Seinfield is the best show of all time
Normal person: it's Seinfeld you fucking moron!

2.
Person 1: What do you think of the show George Lopez? It is one of my favorites.
Person2: Dude that show sucks n if u like it u don't know good tv, you shud watch Seinfield instead Seinfield is soooo funny and clever and Seinfield is the best show ever way better than that George show you like.
Person1: It's Seinfeld you fucking idiot! How are you going to claim a show is the best and better than one that I like and you can't even spell it right? Fucking moron.
by Icy Wyte June 20, 2022
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Seinfeld

The worst comedy or sitcom I ever saw in my life. They try to be funny, but they're jokes are extremely corny, and not even close to funny. Shit, even that showed "Armed and Famous" on VH1 was better, and it only lasted four episodes.
"She had man hands!" << NOT FUNNY!

"Dude did you see that show Seinfeld?"

"Yeah, that show sucks Big fat hairy vagina balls!"
by TheAllegience December 14, 2008
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seizure hit

inexperienced pothead gets a hit of weed and gets a seizure
kenny got a seizure hit, put him on the couch
by Skrachy Krak May 18, 2007
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Seighart

A Chracter from the online MMO Grand Chase. Also known from Over powered skills. ( A.K.A. Oped) He used his whole body to attack. Cuning skills and deverised from the rest. Very strong character and rage mode is also a very smart way of bringing up attack,defence,speed, and Super Armor (resists falling down) He's a very great character,but also made fun of for those who don't like.
"Seighart is a very good character ^_^"
"Wtf, your a Seigfail"
"Noob Seighart"
Seighart is very strong ^_~"
by lawlypop124 June 22, 2011
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seigrid

Seigrid is a very independent woman. Also very outspoken, Loves partying she just loves FUN. Seigrid is also a very caring individual, also extremely classy. Don't forsake a Seigrid it will be a huge mistake this girl is a rider
Look at that jawn is her name Seigrid?
by The Realist Charm February 17, 2015
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seive pumping

This is when a man ejaculates over a woman’s face through a kitchen sieve. The cum is then evenly distributed over said woman’s face (SP)
You have a face that looks like it needs a good seive pumping
by Jessjo83 January 10, 2018
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